Hey, it's been Months since I was here. In fact, over two of them. Wow. What a lazy bastard.

I just had to say this: I've been seeing this commercial for a prescription drug called Abilify. (It doesn't matter what it does.) Abilify. Doesn't that sound like a word George Bush would use in a press conference? "Our goal is to abilify the Iraqi people to form their own government."

See you soon, I hope.